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Roast my website

Paste your address. Muse reads the page and tells you, plainly and with some humour, what a stranger sees when they land on it.

Free. No account. It takes about twenty seconds.

One free roast per visitor a day. Roasting a site sets one cookie holding a random id, so your roast can be found again if you start a demo later. No name or email is collected.

How it works

  1. 1. Paste an addressAny public page. Your home page is the usual place to start.
  2. 2. Muse reads the pageThe headline, the copy, the tags behind it and how quickly the server answered.
  3. 3. You get the roastA score out of 100, three honest lines, six scores by area and the first thing to fix. On a page you can share.

What it does and does not judge

It reads the page, not the pixels. SEO basics, speed, trust and accessibility are measured from the page itself, so the same site gets the same numbers every time. First impression and copy are Muse's judgement of the words. It does not see colours, fonts or layout, and the speed score is how quickly the server answered, not a full page load.

Want the whole report?

The free roast is the short version. In a demo workspace Muse keeps your brand in memory and can work through the site with you, section by section. Start a demo.